TEN QUESTIONS DESI AUNTIES ASK FROM EVERY NEWLYWED COUPLE
Starting of wedding season, might be good for newlywed couple but desi aunties are best in ruining these types of lovely moments. Some desi aunties ask some stupid questions like Mehndi ka rang halka hain, tumhari saans khatarnak aurat lagti hain. Kitne paisay diye.? Blah Blah Blah…..
Here are some questions that every desi aunties ask from newlywed couple
1. Suhaagraat Main Kya Hua?
When desi aunties smile and ask newlywed bride kesi hui suhaagraat sab theek tah na?As they were also part of this wedding night.
2. Doodh Piya Tah?
Garmi Main Dalo Doodh Main Ice, Doodh Bangaya Veri Nice, Doodh Doodh Doodh!. When these desi aunties ask bride doodh piya tah. In sab ka bus na chaley to CCTV cameras bhi room mein lagwa dein.
3. Muh Dikhai Main Kya Mila?
Why Aunty Why ? When poor newlywed couple comes out of the room after suhaagraat, and these stalkers ask bride that muh dikhai main kya mila? Arey yaar i am not wife of donald trump for god say.I hope these desi aunties can feel the pain of poor people.
4. Honeymoon Main Kab Jaogay?
Abhi shaadi ko ek hi din hua hain. Aur in ko honeymoon ki pari hain. Agar aap paisay de de to abhi chale jaatein. Aunties shocked couple rocked.
5. Beta Mere Liye Achi Cheez Lana?
When Desi Aunties come to know that newlywed couples are going for honeymoon tomorrow. Arey beta! Jaa Rahe Ho To Meray Liye Ek Achi Si Saree Le Ana? Lo Bhai Hogayi Honeymoon.
6. Koi Khushkhabri?
The most common question every desi aunties ask newlywed couple!. And they pass a sweet smile. Hai Jazba Junoon Tu Himmat Na Haar.
7. Jahez Main Kya Diya?
Desi Aunties never lose hope even after honeymoon they keep asking different and stupid questions from poor newlywed couple like Jahez Main kya Diya? Arey Ghanta Kuch Mila Shaadi Hogayi Yehi Bari Baat Hain.
8. Susraal Walay Kesay Hain?
Desi Aunties Be Like, Do your in laws corporate with you?. Beta darr na nahi main tumhare saath hun. Lo Bhai Ek Jamhela Khatam Nahi Hua Doosra Agaya. Ab Kya Bache Ki Jaan Logi Kya?
9. Bache Do Hi Achey?
When you are newlywed couple and desi aunties give you tips of family planning. Suno beta bache do hi achey. Jab ke khud ke ghar main 10 bachey hain.
10. Laal Kapday Main Hi Rehna?
The old tradition in South Asian countries that newlywed bride should mostly where Red saree or any red dress as it is sign of love. Matlab Kuch Bhi Yaar. Abhey Thodey Din Main Yeh Na Keh De Strawberry Kaho Woh Bhi Red Hota Hain.
So in short, what you do or don’t do these aunties will always play they role like “barsati baraati mendaks”. So just enjoy your lives and don’t listen to these types of people.